It's hot, Sven buggered it up, and John's getting grumpy. If it's not for Mac users of iView predicting the apocalypse after Microsoft's takeoever, it's Windows users unable to understand Adobe's statement they'll release a Lightroom beta for PC during the summer. And today yet another asks “why are you adobe people still making us Weight”. People with such poor spelling really should confine themselves to graphics, certainly be denied betas as well as the right to vote, and should be gently patted on the head and treated to a song:

and the shutters are clickin'
Pixel by pixel,
The gigs multiply

Lightroom's on Mac,
and the beta's good lookin'
So what about Windows
I hear you cry

One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing
Sometime in summer
Is what they said

Spell “wait” like that
And you're better off passing
Your days in the schoolhouse
And the time will pass by

But till that morning
There's a'nothing can stop you
From Capture NX and Lightzone standing by

And Adobe said just wait
We won't forget you
Wait till it's ready

Adobe's rich
But Aperture's good lookin'
So hush little baby
Don't you cry