The clocks going back always make me grumpy, and the blog's been a bit boringly-Lightroom recently, so here's some cheerful news about Britain:

• We have wine labels in English dialects - by eck, this Shatto Burnley's reet tasty
• Students love their brands - proof that Exeter University is indeed full of Oxbridge rejects
• Someone found Bosworth's battlefield - miles from where they've been doing heritage walks for years
• Local council finds jobs for sheep - probably a pun-making scheme
• Restaurant critic kills baboon - yuck, if you won't eat it, don't kill it